Thursday, December 11, 2003

So, this is what the last week of college classes will drive you to do in your last moments of free time...the last circle is the worst. The first is just ....regular hell?? Lol.

Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

Large Groups of Teenage Girls
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People Who Order Xmas Cards on Dec. 20 or Later
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People Who Refuse to Use Turnsignals
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People Who Hate Their Job
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Whiners
Circle VII Burning Sands

People Who Can't Mind Their Own Business
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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